Hello? Hello, yes, it’s Chris.
Hey, I’m running a little late, okay? Got caught in traffic. Yes, yes, bison. They’re everywhere! On the road, in the fields, you name it! It’s like someone shook a bag of buffalo chips and dumped them out everywhere. People are half hanging out their windows with phones and cameras like they’re on safari.
And since it was a parking lot anyway, I just got out of the car myself for a quick snapshot of the view. Unreal! I’ll show you when I get there.

Oh man! Cars are lined up in both directions, but no one’s honking because, well, nobody wants to be the person who explains ‘airbag deployment by angry bison’ to their insurance company.
Every few minutes the herd shuffles forward three feet and all of us dutifully move our cars three feet, as if that’s going to make a difference. So funny! At this rate, the bison will evolve into a new species before I hit the next light.
Listen, the big ones are strolling down like they own the flippin’ road! Calves trotting along, totally oblivious that I have somewhere to be. Just a minute ago, I was getting visibly annoyed when one massive dude stopped in front of my hood and stared at me as if saying this is my last day on Earth!
So I reciprocated with an apprehensive smile, muttering behind the windshield… ‘All good, buddy. All good. Take your time.’
Whew! So anyway, if anyone asks why I’m late, just tell them it’s nothing major, just good ol’ Wyoming traffic.
Okay? Later…
































































































