You just never know

This news first came out, I think, a couple of days ago. It was so inspiring to see a lowly, but consistent act of goodness get rewarded, eventually.

You might have read it, too. It was about a waitress who inherited $50,000 and a car from a cranky old customer, who died recently.

It’s not an easy task, to put aside our pride and ego to do what we’re called to do; and, regardless of whether or not other people do their part. But, to do so may come with an unexpected reward in the end. Or, not.

Hey, you just never know.

I don’t know, but I may have been very lucky, indeed; as I have not had an unpleasant experience with restaurant servers, in my lifetime. Yep! Not once! However, in hindsight, I just might have been aware of the possibilities of unexpected wet ingredients being garnished on my dish (like a supposedly, yet suspiciously extra-mild, extra-clear hot sauce), without my knowledge, if I ever displayed less than acceptable manners.

Again, you just never know.

But, that’s beside my point.

I simply wanted to reflect on the commendable character of this waitress who, for God knows how many painful times, served this mean-spirited customer of hers with a true servant’s heart and a sincere smile on her face. I’m sure it wasn’t easy, to say the least. I wonder if, at one point in time, she, too, was tempted to, uh… naaah, surely not.

But then again, the guy’s dead now. Old age, perhaps? Or, maybe, it’s the countless servings of mighty good food along with them, mysterious garnishes, that have finally caught up with him.

Gee, you just never know. Now, do you? 🙂

Old farts

The past week or so have seen my inbox fill up with those “Check this news out” emails from my lovely rock music inclined friends from all over. For the most part, it’s about the recent Led Zeppelin reunion one-off show in London. On the 10th, I think it was. But before I go through my discourse on the subject, I just want to give a quick shout out to them and say, thanks, guys… but I do read the news too, y’know. 🙂

I’m a fan. No, I’m a BIG fan. Not only of music, but of musicians themselves. To this day, yes. Since I grew up listening to rock, I was always crazy not only about the music but with everything that went with the culture as well. Or the mania, if you will. You name it. I bought the records. All of them! I owned the videos. I joined the fan clubs. I read the magazines. I was informed of up-to-the-minute news. Yes, the gossip too. Again, to this day. And why yes, I grew my hair long and I WORE THE MAKEUP too, as a matter of fact! When I was younger though, posters hung on my wall as well. And tour t-shirts hung on my body. I went to all the shows. Heck, I even fought to get backstage to meet the bands. I am a fan, indeed.

Now, I’d be the first one to admit that Led Zeppelin are, indeed, the greatest rock band that ever was. Hands down. Don’t even argue with me on this one! But I also believe that no matter how legendary one’s status gets, or how much people are begging for a comeback, there comes a time when memories are all that really needs to live on, lest their hard earned merit gets diluted with inevitable, yet distasteful mishaps… i.e. hair loss, weight gain, etc. 🙂

Okay, I’m being a little cynical perhaps. But I agree with Robert Plant as he rebutted when asked about a possible full-on tour… the merciless reproduction of a magical moment is not what it’s all about. I’m paraphrasing a little here. But I admire the elder statesman of rock for his profound perspective and integrity. Spur of the moment should be cherished and not made redundant. So anyway, if such is the case, what is it all about then? What is it that validates the case for a comeback tour from these guys? Or anyone else, for that matter? I’m convinced it’s primarily about the money. It’s quite distressing that people actually pay what they pay for a ticket these days. I mean, I just want to hear some tunes for a couple of hours, not buy a car! I’m really not against them hitting the stage again as much as I am about the whole deal being financial gain-centric. Plant’s upcoming tour with bluegrass star Alison Krauss is so much more appealing to me now because of this. It seems more truthful and organic that way, I think. 

So, why can’t it be just about the music anymore? Like a good, dirt-honest punk show. Say, the Ramones at the John Anson Ford Ampithteater! Or Pearl Jam at the Greek! But that’s really for another post. Sorry, I got carried away. 🙂 Did I mention I’m a fan?

Well, hey, I saw Robert Plant in concert too. That’s right. Twice, even. For a whopping fifteen bucks! Not to mention the gas money I had to shell out to get from Hollywood to Orange County. And the beer! The beer that spilled due to the crowd pushing its way to the front of the stage. Man, was I broke after all that. I have to say, though, that the guy seemed larger than life that it almost passed for a Zep event. Not quite, but almost. For fifteen bucks! And I read today that not only did the tickets cost an arm and a leg, but people actually flew to London from fifty different countries. Goodnight! And I thought I was a die-hard fan!

I want that guitar, Jimmy. Can I have it?In all honestly, though, I would be delighted to see Led Zeppelin live myself. I’m sure it would be the thrill of a lifetime. How could you not want to see Page pounding his Les Paul with a cello bow? That’s like climbing atop Mount Everest. To me, it is. But I can’t help thinking of them as simply old farts anyway when I have to consider closing my bank account just to get through the door. Sorry, but I’m not falling for this highway robbery! I’m sure the DVD would be just as breathtaking. Heck, I might even just go to youtube in a few days. That’ll work too.

In the same manner, it’s sad that John and George are now gone. Yet, it’s a blessing in disguise that the Beatles will now be forever perceived exactly the way they were in their day… pure unadulterated magic. No critic can stain that shirt. Like a boxer retiring as a champion. Ah, now that’s legendary.

And I take it that Paul and Ringo aren’t doing so bad financially either.

Bam! It’s over!

I’ve been a little distressed these past couple of days. Ha! What else is new. No, seriously. This may seem meager to some, but I am a bit distraught  over the news of the show Emeril Live ceasing production for good. Yeah, yeah, yeah… so, I’m a fan. And a big one at that. What can I say? I love watching kitchen acrobatics. It seems like everybody’s adding it to their repertoire these days though. The entertainment factor of cooking, that is. But Emeril started it all. Okay, the original Japanese Iron Chef did, to be precise. But here in the U.S., he may very well have put the culinary arts in the spotlight and center stage almost overnight… to the benefit of the professsion itself.

I have to admit though, that if serious cooking education is what you’re after, flip the channel to PBS instead. I’m not saying you don’t learn from the Food Network shows. It’s just that in the past few years, it’s grown to be overwhelmingly sophisticated that, IMHO, it’s become the MTV of food and cooking. Nothing wrong with that. It’s called progress. Although, I find it a tiny bit distracting that cleavage has, all of a sudden, become quite a popular addition to the shows’ main ingredients… competing flavors with garlic! Oh my!

If there’s anybody I’d rather spend serious TV time on these days, it’s probably Alton and Mario. And Jamie Oliver! Whatever happened to that dude, anyway? Last time I checked, he got relegated to the 4am time slot. What a shame. Those guys are gurus and you’re more likely to drool in amazement over the sight of their sizzling grills than their teethy smiles.

But this post is about Emeril, isn’t it? That’s right. And so, I just wanted to express my gratitude real quick for the years of entertainment that his show has brought to my life. It’s been a great run. Even my ex-wife, I remember, always felt safe whenever I’m glued to the tube watching it. That way, I wasn’t anywhere doing God knows what. Like being in the basement on the computer, heaven forbid! And blogging?

Bam! You’re in the doghouse!

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Okay, just for the fun of it, I’m updating this post by adding a few Emerilisms that came to me just now. I found these lines amusing. But as corny as you might think they are as well, I’m afraid they’re forever embedded in my brain now. Scary, I find myself saying these while cooking. Thanks, Emeril!

  • Nice and slow… it’s a food of love thing
  • I’m not making this up
  • Hey, I didn’t make the rules
  • Pork fat rules
  • Big budget show here
  • Don’t know where you get your flour from; where I get mine, it don’t come seasoned
  • I’m not gonna go there
  • Yeah, yeah, yeah, Rhoda… I’m trying to cook here
  • Here, go make some friends
  • Give the kid his Oreos already
  • We’re not flopping turkeys here
  • Go buy yourself a couple hundred copies, will ya?
  • Put it in the icebox
  • Don’t even think about touching that dial
  • Oh yeah, babe!
  • Big fancy cooking word
  • Hi, Jay!
  • Sometimes, I amaze myself
  • Snack on this in the subway and no one will bother you
  • They’re nice and happy now
  • Season and then, re-season
  • Do it nice and gingerly. What did it do to you?
  • The chicken police is watching
  • Call your cable company and complain you don’t have smell-a-vision
  • We’re really cooking here
  • Please… keep it G
  • Can you imagine me doing this on Iron Chef?
  • Rub this on the bumper of your truck and it’ll taste good
  • I’m under a lot of pressure here, doc
  • Rough crowd tonight, doc
  • More gahhlic, it’s a beatiful thing
  • I can do this, you know why? Cause it’s my show.
  • Get your own show, will ya?
  • Give it up for Doc Gibbs & the Emeril Live Band
  • When we come back… another notch!
  • Kick it up a notch
  • Bam!!!!!!

Did I miss anything? Let me know!

Last update on the list: 12/22/07