Uhmm, ‘scuse me… that’ll be $25 please… for being (ahem!) overweight, this month.

Another news of the weird today, people! The State of Alabama is now penalizing employees found guilty of committing the hideous crime of obesity. But then again, this could be a good thing, y’know? Some of us do need a little kick in the flabby side, for our own sake. So yeah, why not? Besides, a little change in diet never hurt anyone. So, I’m all for it! Let’s do it! Go Alabama go!

However, does that mean I should cut back further on my already “reasonably modest” Klondike Bar consumption?

HELL, NO!!!