Quick! Let’s play Iron Maiden in the background while reading this news.

Oh, man! If I bore the “mark of the beast” on my hand, I should probably take a picture of it first, don’t you think? And then, sell a few copies on eBay. That is, before I start getting consumed with righteous indignation, by cutting it off with a circular saw and popping it in the microwave!

Uhh! What a waste!